Things Are Tough All Over

OK, OK, I've been more than remiss.  I completely abdicated my blogging duties, and I should be forced to drink cheap bourbon as penance.

Or at least that's would should have happened if that wasn't in fact what I'd been doing for the last six weeks.  BTW: did you know Evan Williams (retail: under $30 for a 1.75) was a favorite of Mark Twain?  You didn't?  Turns out he wasn't actually a fan, and I'd remembered wrong in the store.  But can I really be a man under the age of 40 who drinks Old Crow?  

At any rate, the job search creeps slowly forward.  As a fierce believer in the First Amendment, this should be right up my alley, right?

Growing gay adult film company is seeking a full time staff attorney in Chicago, IL to work alongside our outside counsel in various copyright, trademark and other litigation.

+ Candidate should be a recent graduate or experienced person who is a member of the Illinois Bar
+ Candidate should have good computer skills, research and drafting skills, and good writing skills.
+ Candidate should be interested in protecting free speech rights as well as protecting our copyrights and trademarks.

This is an excellent opportunity for the right candidate that wants to be part of a growing company for a long term.

Please email resume with cover letter

Location: Chicago, IL - LakeView
Compensation: 45k to start
Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
Please, no phone calls about this job!
Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

I now regret my use of the word "alley" a few lines ago.  

Pantsless Lawyer in St. Louis, whom you may remember from this post, had the following to contribute:

• [Pantsless Lawyer]: i think they forgot a bullet point or two in that ad
• [Deja Vu]: such as?
• [Pantsless Lawyer]: ideal candidate should be interested in protecting free speech rights and fisting.
  
• [Pantsless Lawyer]: should be able to draft and negotiate while surrounded by cum shots

Mrs. Vu doesn't find this all that funny.  I've joked that joblessness could drive a man to porn, but this is the first time I've ever been confronted with the opportunity.  I'm just dying to know the name of the company.